Totally over it now

Dylan's post-poop napI am. Really. I can live without Ryan’s blog. I’m busy. I have books to read, lessons to plan, tests to grade, a husband to bitch at. A kid to hug. A dog to take outside to poop. I’m surviving. But now I don’t know what to do on the Interweb, so I guess I’ll actually keep up with this thing. Especially with summer coming, and all the free time I’m going to have (laughs uncontrollably).

I watched “Bridge to Terabithia” last night, and it sucked! (spoiler alert!) Why’d the little girl have to die?? I hate when kids die. I cried for an hour. Then I went to bed, defeated and sick of kids dying. Stupid movie. I hate movies.

…Except “Once,” which I just watched, too. It was a lovely film. Truly lovely. I enjoyed the music, too. Gonna download me some of that thar sangin’!

Dylan’s lying on the ground in front of the bathroom. I think he finally took the shit he’s been working on since this morning. I think I should probably pick him up now.

Dylan's post-poop nap